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Bacon-jalapeño pizza, DIY

By Matthew Amster-Burton
March 15, 2007

When people condemn a restaurant dish by saying they could do better at home, they’re rarely talking about pizza. Home ovens max out at 500 degrees, while a good pizza oven goes way beyond, deep into burn-your-house-down territory.

An ultra-hot oven is critical for great crust, because it cooks the pizza to a deep and flavorful brown without drying it out.

In Seattle, where I live, there are more good pizza ovens — and good pizza makers — all the time. We have a strict Neapolitan place (Via Tribunali), a great local chain (Pagliacci), and a new entry from Seattle überchef Tom Douglas (Serious Pie).

I’m not just bragging about my hometown pies. No doubt your pizza options have improved, too. So this week’s question is: Why should anyone bother to make pizza at home?

Well, for a long time, I didn’t. Then I read something in Julie Powell’s book, Julie and Julia, that made me intensely hungry:

“I reached over Eric, already racked out across the bed from his share of the vodka tonics and the jalapeño-bacon Domino’s pizza we’d eaten for dinner.”

This news was enough to get me on the phone to Domino’s in 30 seconds or less. Unfortunately, they’d never heard of bacon-jalapeño. Must have been an old special. If I wanted this pizza, I’d have to make it myself. So I headed into the kitchen and, in an unusual move, nailed it on the first try.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie ...

For the crust, I used Trader Joe’s cornmeal pizza dough, because it was new and alluring and I figured corn would go well with the rest of the flavors. I thought about experimenting with a red enchilada sauce, but ended up using plain old tomato sauce. I wasn’t sure whether to go with fresh or pickled jalapeños, so I tried half fresh and half pickled.

The bacon was Nueske’s, an ultra-smoky artisan bacon from Wisconsin. The cheese was a mixture of whole-milk mozzarella and Parmigiano-Reggiano. And the result, from my ordinary oven, was one of the most delicious pizzas I’ve ever had — especially the pickled-jalapeño side, where the acidity of the chiles balanced out the richness of the bacon and cheese.

After that, I made bacon-jalapeño pizza often, and my family was in home-pizza heaven. This lasted about a year, until Trader Joe’s discontinued the cornmeal pizza dough. “You’ll have to take it up with Joe,” a store employee told me. There is no Joe.

So I took it up with my friends, who, tired of hearing me grouse about the loss of my beloved pizza dough, pointed out that there’s a recipe for cornmeal dough in Julia Child’s The Way to Cook. In other words, to recreate the pizza enjoyed by Julie Powell while she took a break from cooking from Julia Child, I would have to cook from Julia Child.

One of the advantages of cornmeal pizza dough, aside from the flavor, is that it’s a snap to roll out. Because of the oil content and the coarse grains of cornmeal, it doesn’t fight back and try to shrink, so there’s no resting period or dough-ripping.

A Neapolitan pizza inspector would not approve of this crust. But as Child herself put it, “I find this formula particularly successful for the home pizza oven.”

Maybe bacon-jalapeño isn’t your bag. You might gravitate toward something with caramelized onions, red peppers, smoked mozzarella, or paper-thin slices of ham laid over the pizza after baking — all of which would be great with a cornmeal crust. That’s fine.

When you make pizza at home, there’s no menu to circumscribe your options. You can’t have a 900-degree crust, but you might find the pizza of your dreams anyway.

Matthew Amster-Burton writes about cooking and culture from his home in Seattle. He keeps a blog titled Roots and Grubs.

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1. by Carrie on Mar 15, 2007 at 5:06 PM PDT

Pickled peppers and pork on pizza — what’s not to like about this combo? I can’t wait to try it! Two things: 1) Why the parchment paper? and 2) There’s a simple recipe for pizza sauce in the Culinate recipe collection for anyone interested.

2. by mamster on Mar 16, 2007 at 7:33 AM PDT

Hi, Carrie. I learned the parchment paper trick from Cook’s Illustrated, and it lets you completely stop worrying about whether your pizza will slide smoothly off the peel. It doesn’t affect the browning of the crust at all.

3. by anonymous on Mar 18, 2007 at 1:22 PM PDT

Now, were you the columnist who tipped Julie off to the fact that Julia didn’t much care about the Julie/Julia project? When I’d been reading her book I’d wondered.

4. by Dana on Mar 18, 2007 at 11:15 PM PDT

I still look for the trader joes cornmeal pizza crust when I shop there. I know I won’t find it, but part of me can’t help looking at the regular and herb crusts hoping that one day, the cornmeal crust will be there again.

5. by mamster on Mar 21, 2007 at 11:07 AM PDT

anonymous, I did interview Julie about that for a column I wrote, but she didn’t hear it from me first.

6. by Anita on Mar 22, 2007 at 9:45 PM PDT

Matthew, I had forgotten about jalapeños on pizza until I read this. My friend Sal and I used to order sausage, mushroom and diced jalapeños all the time, ages ago. Mmmmm. But bacon?! Oh my-my.

7. by judestera on Mar 26, 2007 at 2:18 PM PDT

I ordered the bacon from Nueske’s and it was my contribution to a brunch this weekend. It is wonderful and I can’t wait to make some german potato salad with it.

8. by beckyleeprice on Apr 11, 2007 at 7:29 AM PDT

We love jalapenos on our pizza, but I gagged all the way through that Julie/Julia book, and eating pizza in bed was just part of it (sure I do it but I’m not proud of it!) I’m not surprised that Julia was irritated by the whole thing.

9. by Mary on Jun 19, 2007 at 3:19 AM PDT

I am now officially in love with this crust recipe. It works well and the parchment makes rolling stress-free. I make it ahead and freeze the dough, then defrost the day of pizza night. My experiences with it are on my blog - look for Semi-Make Ahead Pizza.

10. by No One Of Consequence on Dec 14, 2007 at 6:29 AM PST

Bacon and jalapeño pizza is the best, and since you mentioned it, I have to <a href="http://blog.hofer.us/2007/12/14/7-random-things/”>You’ve tag you for the 7 random things meme.</a>

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